1983 SCAB Championship Tournament

December 2-3 December 10 December 17
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Bunyan 16
Swampmush St 6
Western Semi
Bunyan 21
Grandma Jones 16
National Championship
Toilet Bowl
Bunyan 31
Northwestsoutheastern 33
Dust Bowl
Grandma Jones 21
Moutain Valley 17
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 35
South Paw 10
Eastern Semi
Northwestsoutheastern 34
Cornball 28
Fish Bowl
Cornball 35
Our Lady 23


Minor Bowls

November 23-26
Salad Bowl
Holy Grail 23
Hereford 22
Pomegranate Bowl
State Pen 20
Pencilmania 22
Beanfest Bowl
Moonshine St 28
DeSade S&M 17
Galactic Soup Bowl
Kootsville Tech 14
UPRNY 10


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Han Dover, So
Roosevelt Lincoln Washington Jones, GJ
Brighton Early, MV
Peter Skunne, OL
Manfred Tarp, So
Ben Dover, So
Delvin Digg, SS

Coach of the Year: Phineas "Tenderfoot" Slipshod, Nw

Demetrius Award:   Roosevelt L.W. Jones

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
Valley 8:
McCulloch Chainsaw, Bu
Brighton Early, MV
Ivan Rusky, HP
Dagwood Tree, Bu
Tim Burr, Bu
Chip Endale, Bu
I.C. Kappes, HP
Jack Crabbe Jr., LB
Little 10:
Roman Candle, MS
Roosevelt L.W. Jones, GJ
Stanley Cupp, KT
Pike Morgan, MS
O.J. Butiloshin, Wh
Forrest Fire, SS
Delvin Digg, SS
M.T. Boddle, MS
Six Pack:
Curtis Seekup, Nw
Jack Hammer, AT
Reuben Sandwich, Nw
Oswald Sirhan, Nw
Kramer v. Kramer, Nw
Sid Notappearing, HG
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Phineas "Tenderfoot" Slipshod, Nw
Icy League:
Rodney Sprout, Cb
Elmo Gadbottoms, Cb
Sidney Saliva, Di
Geghis O'Leery, Cb
Farlan Dindy, Cb
Ike Anwright, Pe
Zugborg Meelg, Yo
Zeke Stalks, Cb



--Conference Standings--

Valley 8:
Bu 7 0 0 12 2 0
MV 6 1 0 10 2 0
HP 5 2 0 6 5 0
LB 4 3 0 6 5 0
Ca 3 4 0 3 8 0
FC 1 5 1 3 7 1
UF 1 6 0 2 9 0
BS 0 6 1 1 9 1

Little 10:
GJ 7 1 0 11 2 0
SS 7 1 0 9 3 0
MS 6 2 0 10 2 0
KT 6 2 0 9 3 0
SP 5 3 0 7 4 0
Wh 3 5 0 6 5 0
Br 3 5 0 4 7 0
PU 2 6 0 4 7 0
CU 1 7 0 2 9 0
Bd 0 8 0 0 11 0

Six Pack:
Nw 5 0 0 14 0 0
HG 4 1 0 9 3 0
Pb 2 3 0 6 5 0
AT 2 3 0 5 6 0
MO 2 3 0 2 9 0
PC 0 5 0 0 11 0

Icy League:
Cb 7 0 0 11 2 0
Pe 5 1 8 7 3 1
He 5 2 0 7 5 0
Di 4 3 0 5 6 0
Pr 3 4 0 5 6 0
Yo 3 4 0 5 6 0
Gr 1 6 0 1 10 0
Cl 0 7 0 0 11 0

Independents:
OL 10 2 0
So 10 2 0
UP 8 4 0
DS 7 5 0
Pk 5 6 0
BH 3 8 0
Sy 2 9 0
OD 0 11 0