1988 SCAB Championship Tournament

November 26 December 3 December 10 December 17
Toilet Bowl
Marx. Orth. 27
State Pen 24
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Bunyan 31
Marx. Orth. 19
Western Semi
Bunyan 14
Whooperville A&M 24
National Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Whooperville A&M 31
Bleeding Heart 17
Beanfest Bowl
Mountain Valley 55
UPRNY 3
Dust Bowl
Whooperville A&M 21
Mountain Valley 13
Finger Bowl
Moonshine St 10
Bleeding Heart 16
Punch Bowl
Porkbelly 14
Bleeding Heart 17
Eastern Semi
Bleeding Heart 35
Northwestsoutheastern 28
Salad Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 34
South Paw 14
Fish Bowl
Our Lady 14
Northwestsoutheastern 39


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Keenan Peachy, Wh
Tyrone Shoelaces, Bu
Sawyer Legov, MV
Harold Weewee, PU
Patton Pending, MS
Eubie Gutnau, Wh
Crispus Toast, Nw

Coach of the Year: Babe Bluox, BuV

Demetrius Award:   Keenan Peachy
Second Team:
Nicholson Dimes, Nw
Thurston Quenchable, Br
Blaine Stupid, BH
Gunter Killia, MV
Trip Wire, Nw
Jesus Wept, Nw
Dom Sofomoro, So

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Merv Warhead, Bu
Tyrone Shoelaces, Bu
Sawyer Legov, MV
Gunter Killia, MV
Oliver De Place, Bu
Rob Eublinde, HP
Vasily Lubrikon, Bu
Babe Bluox, Bu
Merv Warhead
Tyrone Shoelaces
Little 10:
Keenan Peachy, Wh
Thurston Quenchable, Br
Thermos Boddle, SP
Harold Weewee, PU
Eubie Gutnau, Wh
Patton Pending, MS
Ma Bo-lai, Wh
M.T. Boddle, MS
Daryl Licht, RB, SP
Keenan Peachy
10 Pack:
Nicholson Dimes, Nw
Lumpy O'Meal, SB
Zbigniew Cadillac, Pb
Gore Lover, Nw
Trip Wire, Nw
Jesus Wept, Nw
Crispus Toast, Nw
Phineas "Tenderfoot" Slipshod, Nw
Duncan Cover, RB, Nw
Nicholson Dimes
Non Conference:
Andy Christ, BH
Blaine Stupid, BH
Hugh Suck, So
Spike Thruster, OL
Willman Survive, BH
Marion Joseph, OL
Dom Sofomoro, So
Lilly Redlane, OL
Eddie Pus, RB, Pk
Andy Christ