1993 SCAB Championship Tournament

November 27 December 4 December 11 December 18
Toilet Bowl
State Pen 30
Lady Warship 20
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
HPEMC 35
State Pen 21
Western Semi
HPEMC 50
Brimstone 14
National Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
HPEMC 30*
Our Lady 24
Beanfest Bowl
Little Bighorn 27
UPRNY 11
Dust Bowl
Brimstone 20
Little Bighorn 17
Finger Bowl
Puke 30
PU 14
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 35
Puke 10
Eastern Semi
Northwestsoutheastern 16
Our Lady 21
Salad Bowl
DeSade S&M 27
UFO 10
Fish Bowl
Our Lady 34
DeSade S&M 16
* Sudden-death overtime.

Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Virgil Reality, Nw
Nick Romancer, Nw
Barry Thatchet, LB
Studs Galore, OL
Johann Diskold, HP
Homer Sekshule, Nw
Dwight Mann, HP

Coach of the Year: Wayne Wacks, Nw

Demetrius Award:   Virgil Reality
Second Team:
Vinnie Vidivici, HP
Jacques Tactic, Br
Cy Clone, Bd
Lou Slips, Nw
Travis Tee, LB
Ezra Doctrine-House, MO
Sid Tyte, DG
Demetrius Points:
Virgil Reality 18
Johann Diskold 13
Barry Thatchet 11
Jacques Tactic 9
Nick Romancer 8
Studs Galore 7
Ken Doll 6
Vinnie Vidivici 6
Darren Dew 5
Sal Manella 5

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Vinnie Vidivici, HP
Barry Thatchet, LB
Paddy O'Furniture, MV
Colin Northside, HP
Johann Diskold, HP
Travis Tee, LB
Dwight Mann, HP
Lemon Custer, LB
Wong Wei, RB, UF
Johann Diskold
Little 10:
Sal Manella, SP
Jacques Tactic, Br
Cy Clone, Bd
Rock Hard, SP
Darren Dew, Wh
Barry Happy, MS
Luigi Board, Wh
Wes Turner, Br
Jacques Tactic
Sal Manella
10 Pack:
Virgil Reality, Nw
Nick Romancer, Nw
Victor Miser, DS
Lou Slips, Nw
Ezra Doctrine-House, MO
Homer Sekshule, Nw
Franco File, DS
Wayne Wacks, Nw
Kirk Screw, RB, DS
Virgil Reality
Non-Conference:
Ken Doll, OL
Carlo DeChix, UP
Lowell DeBoom, Pk
Studs Galore, OL
Gene Jacket, Pk
Tray Kiattami, UP
Ron Dayvou, OL
Lilly Redlane, OL
Tim Tasian, RB, OL
Ken Doll


A Year to Remember

Northwestsoutheastern celbrated the tenth anniversary of their sole previous national title in grand fashion: by going undefeated through the regular season, ranked through most of it number one, and doing so as relatively the finest Fighting Pacifist team of all time. Nwse scored an average of 53 points per game, giving them the second greatest offense ever, after the Puke team of just two years ago. Although the 1983 championship team was considered an offensive giant in its day, it doesn't come close to its decade successor. There were other famoust proficient Pacifist teams, such as the '86 team that previously the third best offensive team ever, and the '88 squad. But neither of those won national championships. Now, the perhaps most disappointed of perennials shoots for its second league championship.

Virgil Reality, who as a freshman had already put his name on the marquee of famous Nwse quarterbacks (Curtis Seekup, Warren Peace, Nicholson Dimes), may become the greatest one of all. He won the Demetrius Award in this, his sophomore year, the first sophomore to do so since Jack Rabbit in 1978, the first since the award became SCAB-wide. Sophomore running back Nick Romancer continued his rocketing notoriety scoring 20 TDs. Tight end Lou Slips had 19. Both of them got more than superstar wide receiver Homer Sekshule, who was double-teamed throught the year, but still got 13 TDs.

Puke Spreads Legacy

Despite relinquishing superpower status to Nwse, Puke made 1993 anotehr jewel in its crown. The two-time defending champion Mess stretched its winning streak into this season, surpassing the SCAB record (32 by Kootsville Tech 1979-81) on the third week. Puke climbed to 38 straight games without a loss, finally topping off when heritage rival South Paw upset them October 30. In the same stroke, Puke set the mark for most consecutive regular-season wins at 49, dating back to 1989. The only loss in that span was a tournament game, the Eastern Semifinal to Porkbelly in 1990.