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SCAB Report

Oct. 31, 2026

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UFO 26
Little Bighorn 30
Aliens: QB Torrance Svinfo 22/34 passes 272 yards 3 TDs, 7 rushes 73 yards.
Ambushers: QB Phillip DeSkript 18/36 passes 234 yards, 8 rushes 89 yards TD.
2 Mountain Valley 17
10 HPEMC 23

Choirboys: RB Graham O'Molly 14 rushes 69 yards TD, 3 catches 27 yards.
Sled Dogs: RB Miles Long 10 rushes 108 yards TD, 1 catch 22 yards.

Bunyan

16

20 Bigfoot

31

Lumberjacks: RB Andy Huft 15 rushes 97 yards TD.
Trackers: RB Dragan Balz 14 rushes 105 yards, 1 catch 15 yards.

Intrepid Oak

34

Cavalry

25

Worrywarts: QB Howard Thatby 19/37 passes 472 yards 4 TDs, 5 rushes 24 yards.
Galloping Ghosts: QB Miles Awei 22/38 passes 321 yards 2 TDs int, 9 rushes 37 yards TD.

17 Flubber

38

Granola

18

Ne'erdowells: RB Mamadu Hotelpockets 12 rushes 100 yards 2 TDs, 1 catch 19 yards.
Nuts: QB Arnold Sole 9/17 passes 120 yards, 11 rushes 72 yards.

5 Birddrops

43

Whooperville A&M

6

Ragin' Roosters: RB Lon Dartz 11 rushes 129 yards TD, 1 catch 25 yards.
Fighting Junebugs: QB Lukie Yonder 4/20 passes 46 yards TD int, 9 rushes 30 yards.

3 Moonshine St

27

16 Kootsville Tech

17

Bootleggers: RB Noah Guy 18 rushes 100 yards TD, 3 catches 42 yards.
Spitters: RB Wiley Waits 11 rushes 49 yards TD, 2 catches 19 yards TD.

11 State Pen

48

Grandma Jones

8

Convicts: QB Jalen Crooks 26/48 passes 310 yards 4 TDs, 8 rushes 66 yard.
Bisquiteaters: RB "Hot" Rod Lincoln 6 rushes 52 yards.

15 Corncob

31

Brimstone

3

Kernels: QB Jim Bagg 19/34 passes 231 yards 3 TDs int, 11 rushes 56 yards.
Hellfires: RB Mason Grace 5 rushes 55 yards, 1 catch 6 yards.

PU

27

Swampmush St

8

Skunks: RB Bud Licher 14 rushes 98 yards TD, 3 catches 39 yards.
Mosquitos: QB Billy Nova 12/25 passes 175 yards TD int, 6 rushes 17 yards.

14 Porkbelly

23

1 Nwse

40

Swine: RB Ollie Getz 11 rushes 106 yards TD.
Fighting Pacifists: RB Dustin DeBrie 10 rushes 93 yards, 1 catch 6 yards TD.

19 Holy Grail

23

18 DeSade S&M

17

Swallows: WR Mario Sole 10 catches 176 yards TD.
Leathermen: QB Justin Joyett 17/27 passes 219 yards int, 9 rushes 85 yards.

8 Slash & Burn A&M

24

4 Cretin

28

Guerrillas: QB Buster Cherry 18/28 passes 242 yards 2 TDs, 1 rush 5 yards.
Asses: QB Arlo Asteem 18/33 passes 257 yards 4 TDs, 5 rushes 42 yards.

Axlegrease Tech

20

Marx Orth

23

Tarfaces: RB Sander Down 10 rushes 111 yards TD, 4 catches 59 yards TD.
Big Red: RB Dick Falk 11 rushes 93 yards, 1 catch 3 yards.

Dunne-Geep

17

Footmouth

20

Beetles: RB Dragan Nass 10 rushes 51 yard, 1 catch 30 yards.
Heels: QB Torrance Svinsultz 22/35 passes 282 yards 3 TDs, 2 int, 6 rushes 44 yards.

Puke

13

7 UPRNY

7

Mess: WR Colin Sick 10 catches 123 yards TD.
Sharks: RB Joey Ride 7 rushes 64 yards, 2 catches 13 yards TD.

6 Lady Warship

24

Solid St

30

Fighting Seamen: RB Ed O'Steam 8 rushes 75 yards TD, 1 catch 5 yards.
Receivers: RB Tim Panalli 10 rushes 89 yards, 1 catch 8 yards.

7 Our Lady

49

Oxherd

3

Johns: QB Justice Wunce 23/32 passes 223 yards 6 TDs, 2 rushes 83 yards TD.
Crimson Hide: RB George Towne 11 rushes 27 yards, 3 catches 55 yards.

Bleeding Heart

30

13 Old Diehard

38

Doves: QB Spencer Time 19/32 passes 259 yards 2 TDs 2 int, 5 rushes 51 yards.
Codgers: QB Mario King 20/32 passes 214 yards 4 TDs int, 4 rushes 26 yards.

12 Pencilmania

42

South Paw

8

Big Lead: QB Dulles Adornob 31/42 passes 393 yards 3 TDs, 6 rushes 15 yards.
Lefties: RB Lenonder Credenza 6 rushes 46 yards, 1 catch 7 yards.